It was a nice clear day for their picnic, but as they spread out their blanket and sat down he said, “Did you feel that?”
“What?” she asked.
“I thought I felt a bit of rain.”
She had felt nothing and so they commenced with getting the food out of the basket they had packed.
“There was another drop!” he exclaimed.
“You’re just imagining things” she laughed.
“No, I’m serious! It’s raining.” he said, raising his eyes to the sky just in time to see the bird perched on the branch above him release another drop right onto his nose.
meandering through narrative 
ewwwwwwwww are you insinuating that the bird did his business on the guy’s nose?! 😛
either way…funny story!